Shit that happens at work

>Patient returning their study medication
>Find a random pill in the box
>”Uh oh, would want the patient to miss one of their regular meds! :D”
>Return pill to patient
>Patient says, “Oh, it’s not mine but I probably know who it belongs to.”
>Leans in, “It’s morphine.”
>Patient says it belonged to their cousin who recently got busted by the Fuzz

> my face is like .___.

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